What is your name?

Egon Spengler, Ph.d.

Nicknames

Iggy, Ziggy, Spengs, Boy genius, Spookums.

Where do you live:

Manhattan, New York.

Birthdate:

December 5, 1956

Been kissed?

Yes, no matter what Peter has said.

Done drugs?

No.

Drank:

Never. I do not consume alcohol beverages.

Gone an extended period of time without shaving?

No, I prefer to be clean shaven.

Eaten an entire box of Oreos?

I'm not fond of Oreos. Twinkies is a different subject, however.

Been on stage?

No.

Gotten in a car accident?

I've been in a few minor accidents.

Watched "Punky Brewster"?

Never.

Hiked a mountain?

Wearing the standard equipment has caused exertion that is equivalent to a Mountain hike.

Death Valley on horseback?

No and I don't believe I'll entertain the idea anytime soon.

Stayed home from school?

No.

Made homemade fudge?

No.

Seen the Eiffel tower?

Yes I have. It was quite an interesting adventure.

Shampoo:

I'll use whatever is in the shower. Somehow my hair always smells like strawberries...

Soap:

Zest. I find that I'm not too fastidious about that either.

Season:

Spring. You can find the most interesting fungi.

Commercial:

No preference

Type of sandwich:

Any that I make. They're very nutritious, and are NOT sweat sandwiches.

Coffee or hot chocolate?

I prefer a cup of cocoa anytime.

Cold or hot?

It has to be hot or it won't be hot cocoa, now would it?

Big or little?

Big.

Lace or satin?

Neither actually.

Red or Blue?

Red.

New or Old?

New. I love opening a new box of equipment, no matter how much Peter complains.

Teeny or Weeny?

Is this really necessary?

Here or There?

There, in my lab.

Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Who exactly is that?

Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?

No choice.

Old Madonna or New Madonna?

Old Madonna.

Vogue or Material Girl?

I do find Ray Voguing very entertaining.

Sweater or Sweatshirt

Sweater

Pencil or Pen?

Pencils.

T-shirt or tank top?

T-shirt.

Stripes or solid?

Solids.

Wool or cotton?

Cotton.

Rose or Lilly?

Neither.

Private or public school

Private.

Chocolate milk or plain milk?

Plain milk goes best with Twinkies. (And tastes better than Ding-dongs or Ho-hos!)

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

Calorie. Celsius is for wimps.

History or Science?

Science of course!

The way it is or the way it was?

The way it is.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

No and I prefer staying single.

Do you have a crush on someone?

Well, maybe.

Do you have a best friend?

Yes, in fact I have four. A rather motley crew if I ever saw one.

Do you rank your speed dial in order of favorite friends?

Speed dial?

Who's your funniest friend?

Peter. You ever see the colors he pick?

Who has the best smile?

Janine.

Who do you go to the mall with the most?

I have been to the mall on occasion with Raymond, but that was for spare parts!

Does Hahvahd Squayah count?

Pardon me?

Who do you e-mail the most?

Peter. I know about those notes!

Who have you known the longest ?

Peter.

Who's the shyest?

Raymond.

Whose parents do you know the best?

Winston's, Peter's father.

Who do you go to for advice?

Ray first, maybe Peter and then Winston. (I find that Winston is usually on the mark)

Who knows all your secrets?

A man never tells all his secrets.

Who do you cry with?

I've never cried.